May 29, 2007What nick thinks the song The Bird and The Worm really means....... its about a kid
who had open heart surgery
and so now he has to carry it around in a backpack
and he saftey pins it in so it doesnt move
and hes kind of ugly
so people look at him funny
and it makes him feel bad about himself
and....he lives alone, cuz hes 21
and can do that
and so hes a swimmer so he holds his breath
and so while he was swimming
he broke his leg
so he has to crawl
but when he has to go grocery shopping hes crawling around
and people throw rocks at him
cuz hes retarded for crawling on the ground
so thats why he crawls like a worm
from birds who throw rocks
so hes out of his mind
because everyone knows you cant carry grocery bags if you have a broken leg and are crawling
and he has to sleep on the sidewalk cuz it takes forever to crawl to the grocery store and so when its a new day, hes all like, WHOA ITS MORNING and hes all delusional
and hes still out of his mind
because everyone knows he'll never reach the shelf with the tastey cakes if he cant stand on his broken leg
so eventually hes like, dammit
so he turns around to crawl home
and people this time
are dressed up in giant chicken suits
and hes deathly afraid of chickens
so he crawls away
okay this next part is a little graphic and rated M for mature
so, he hasnt had sex in a long time
because...hes ugly
and has a broken leg
so hes crawling around on the ground
and all of a sudden
nature calls
and he cant believe that it grows
and he keeps crawling, because he doesnt want any birds to eat his worm
hes still out of his mind
because hes gonna scrape up his penis crawling around with that erection
so he finally gets home
and he crawls through the dog door
even though he does have a dog cuz it ran away cuz he was ugly
so he crawls into the dog door
terrified of whats inside, meaning his pants, because he just crawled around with an erection id be scared to see whats inside my pants after doing that too
so to save his life, he crawls to the kitchen, and opens the fridge, and eats some eggs
cuz they come from birds
so hes all alone
in the kitchen
with some eggs
and a deformed penis
and now he has to crawls to the bathroom
cuz he has to poop
and thats where they leave it.
you're a-freakin-mazing nick
Posted on 05/29/2007 7:13 PM Comments (4)
April 29, 2007mcr concert todayi'm excited yayyyy tomorrow going to school wont be fun but oh well
Posted on 04/29/2007 8:51 AM Comments (3)
April 13, 2007salisbury...here we comecolor guard competition tomorrow...i hope we see parkland!!! the one guy told me i was hxc...=] i luff him its gonna be a really bad performance we're not gonna get first just deal =|
Posted on 04/13/2007 3:39 PM Comments (10)
January 17, 2007oh god.....im sorry..... im so so sorry you know what im talkin about if this is directed toward you and im even crying about it right now
Posted on 01/17/2007 1:54 PM Comments (1)
January 7, 2007dear buzznetwhy are you being so retarded with the pictures that i am tryin to upload love, me
Posted on 01/07/2007 12:38 PM Comments (1)
December 14, 2006a poem for someoneyou said you loved me but we all know it's a lie you said you would die for me i really wonder why you said you would love me forever well you could've at least tried i'm sick of your sorry stories i'm sick of apologies i just want you to stop giving me lies maybe i'll try to just believe a single word you say but oh no, not today i'm sick of being a pawn in your game i wanted you to just love me i wish things were the same i wish you just fucking loved me..........................
Posted on 12/14/2006 4:45 PM Comments (0)
November 28, 2006an awful wishi wish i had so much cancer that it would take over my body
i wish i had so little feeling that i could barely feel you ripping my heart to shreds
i wish i didn't have feelings for you at all
i wish i had no feelings at all
i wish someone would understand
i wish someone would care
i wish someone would understand and care so much that they would stick a knife in my heart
i wish i had no life left to live.............
what an awful thing to wish
Posted on 11/28/2006 1:58 PM Comments (2)
November 24, 2006HOORAY FOR ANDREA NOW EVERYONE CLAP NOW! hahaI FINALLY DYED MY HAIR!!!
it's purpleish
i'ma put pics up uber soon
love, the hated
Posted on 11/24/2006 7:12 AM Comments (0)
November 23, 2006Merry Thanksgiving*throws chucks of turkey at you*
be thankful AND EAT IT!!!!!!
sorry..........not in the best mood...............
but happy thanksgiving anyways
Posted on 11/23/2006 5:05 AM Comments (0)
November 13, 2006question of the day...which all must answerif everyone says i'm so pretty
how come i am so so alone................
please help me on that one guys
Posted on 11/13/2006 4:19 PM Comments (1)
November 5, 2006OMG YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG I'M SO HAPPY
CARLISLE GOT FIRST!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!
and we got best guard
i havent felt this good in weeks!
yet there is a bad side....i cried....bc i miss shawn.......i'm lame arent i?
Posted on 11/05/2006 9:19 AM Comments (0)
October 22, 2006yet again...another aim convo that i feel bad abouti am sorry to any catholics out there...specially from lancaster catholic....i just got upset...and i am sorry to all the amish as well....like i said...i got angry at our color guard score
DolphinSwmmr
Posted on 10/22/2006 4:20 PM Comments (1)
part3
dragonfairy65 (4:23:25 PM): i'm not
DolphinSwmmr (4:23:27 PM): my head really hurts dragonfairy65 (4:23:34 PM): stop hitting it on the damn desk then DolphinSwmmr (4:23:39 PM): no dragonfairy65 (4:23:39 PM): haha DolphinSwmmr (4:23:43 PM): it's not from that DolphinSwmmr (4:23:48 PM): it's from u makng me think DolphinSwmmr (4:23:52 PM): *making dragonfairy65 (4:25:25 PM): i'm sorry DolphinSwmmr (4:25:32 PM): god DolphinSwmmr (4:25:37 PM): blegh dragonfairy65 (4:25:49 PM): hahaha i just told alicia i think i broke you DolphinSwmmr (4:25:53 PM): haha DolphinSwmmr (4:25:56 PM): i think u did too dragonfairy65 (4:26:05 PM): oh shit i need duct tape
Posted on 10/22/2006 1:47 PM Comments (0)
part2
DolphinSwmmr (4:19:27 PM): just a little
DolphinSwmmr (4:19:48 PM): i've got alicia looking for friging j's!!!! dragonfairy65 (4:20:13 PM): oh. tell her not to bother dragonfairy65 (4:20:24 PM): it's the letter p we're looking for dragonfairy65 (4:20:33 PM): cuz i cant seem to find it DolphinSwmmr (4:20:47 PM): ........kari....... DolphinSwmmr (4:20:52 PM): u have me so confused right now dragonfairy65 (4:20:54 PM): twat? dragonfairy65 (4:21:06 PM): about dragonfairy65 (4:21:06 PM): ? DolphinSwmmr (4:21:12 PM): the letter j DolphinSwmmr (4:21:14 PM): and p dragonfairy65 (4:21:15 PM): you know i'm a sexy penguin DolphinSwmmr (4:21:30 PM): THATS NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKIN ABOUT! dragonfairy65 (4:21:30 PM): and b DolphinSwmmr (4:21:33 PM): NIO DolphinSwmmr (4:21:35 PM): no b dragonfairy65 (4:21:47 PM): pb&j dragonfairy65 (4:21:52 PM): u know the sammiches DolphinSwmmr (4:21:57 PM): NO! dragonfairy65 (4:22:03 PM): just having peanuts and jelly is kinda shitty DolphinSwmmr (4:22:13 PM): Trombonegirl2010 (4:21:19 PM): WHERES THE P IN WAFFLES!!?!?!?!?! DolphinSwmmr (4:22:20 PM): *hits head again* dragonfairy65 (4:22:59 PM): HAHAHAHAHHA dragonfairy65 (4:23:04 PM): OH MY GOD DO I LOVE PANCAKES DolphinSwmmr (4:23:17 PM): SHUT UP KARI! DolphinSwmmr (4:23:22 PM): stop confusing me
Posted on 10/22/2006 1:46 PM Comments (0)
the most confusing conversation ever part 1dragonfairy65 (4:11:34 PM): shusxj
dragonfairy65 (4:14:55 PM): OMG U KNOW WHY THE LETTER J IS SO COOL??
Posted on 10/22/2006 1:42 PM Comments (1)
WOW......INTERESTINGweird phobia names
Children- Pedophobia. (p3d0....hahahahahha) Germans or German culture- Germanophobia or Teutophobia.
as i sit here and read some of these...i laugh...extremely hard
Posted on 10/22/2006 12:45 PM Comments (1)
merh....we won first
we lost best guard to catholics...........grrr (no offense....to any of muh friends that r catholic but..yea)
so did biglerville
biglerville got SCREWED!
nuts and bolts nuts and bolts (remember that delone?)
congrats nikki with mechanicsburg!!!! i heard u guys were pretty sweet
Posted on 10/22/2006 5:54 AM Comments (1)
October 21, 2006*looks out the window then laughs*yes yes...good job guys....u toilet papered my house
very good art work i must say...
ilallmuhguardies
Posted on 10/21/2006 5:54 AM Comments (2)
October 11, 2006anyone in carlisle guard, MUST READ THIS NOW! but everyone else must tooi cant take it
next competition (not this weekend bc we cant) we're going to win
we are GOING to win
i cant do what i did last weekend
i cant make it seem like it's all cool
oh we lost to upper darby it's fine...
NO IT'S NOT!!! IT'S NEVER FINE TO LOSE! it's NEVER fine!
this stresses me out so much we HAVE to win
if we dont
i dont kno what i would do
and i dont want to be an ass to u guys
but
*cries*
wtf is wrong with me
i'm acting like i own everything
i'm just a stupid freshman
Posted on 10/11/2006 3:57 PM Comments (0)
October 5, 2006..........................................................PUT THAT IN UR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
notice my fake laugh? yea...that was it...right there.....
i got like 600 on a stress test thinger today o_o
Posted on 10/05/2006 7:17 PM Comments (0)
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